Serch isn't White - He's JEWISH! - June 9, 2007

[MistaJohn]

Serch is hitting his MySpace Blog hard this week - 3rd post in 5 days! Here we learn that Serch doesn't feel any sympathy for rich white women, his wife screens his blog for spam and bullshit, he can make his daughter cry by taking away her privilege of talking to her boyfriend and Serch is not white - he's Jewish - so STEP OFF!

    

Paris in Prison…And I care because?????

Hello:

As always I hope this blog finds you in good health and spirits. Before we move into this topic I just want to answer a question that was posed to me in regards to approving comments on my blogs. Many of you have written me saying that they feel that it is unnecessary for me to screen the comments and this is a forum for free speech. And you would be correct. I believe that all of you should be entitled to put whatever you want to say in regards to my blogs up there and I do not sensor any blog comments. That is not why I do it. I check for your comments first because I do not want any spam up there and that is what I screen for. Since there are several thousand views and some people feel like since so many people are reading my blogs, it is an opportunity to promote something. This is not the forum. That is what my comments page is for, which is also watched by me and my wife for what we deem to be unsavory posts. Everything else can go up. That's that. Sorry if it takes a little longer for your comment to go up but for me it is worth it to make sure that there is no BS up there.

I don't know which topic I care less about today. Isaiah Washington being fired from Grey's Anatomy (probably to keep Catharine Heigl happy since she is the star du jour…this week), or Paris going back to jail. There are several people out there who are touched by the story of this out of control debutant being put behind bars for DUI, again, and for reckless behavior, again, for 23 days. Three days in and she is falling apart. I heard people today at my local Starbucks talking about how sorry they feel for her. Yes they were serious, and yes they were white females. But I as a man who is mistaken for being white, even though I am Jewish and by white man standards could never be white, could care less if she is in there for 23 days or 23 months. Let's look at this from another perspective. There are black men and Hispanic men sent to jail for 90 days like the court was giving out free cheese everyday. Many of them deserve to make that trip. We do not cry or plead with the media to release them and call the court decision "Heinous" and "without merit". Paris broke the law, again. She got caught driving illegally, again. I am glad that this judge, who sentenced her in the first place, sent her back. C'mon. She is dead wrong. Paris is not above the law. None of us are and none of us should act as if we are. Do the crime, do the time, and please don't waste my TV time with her pretty blonde face crying on my screen. If I want to see a pretty face cry I will tell my oldest daughter she cannot speak to her boyfriend for the weekend. Or take away her TV. Paris should not take up this much of my day. I do not know who at the networks deemed her this newsworthy but please do some more research on the topic of Paris Hilton: Does the public care? I think they would get a very interesting response back. And it would read "HECK NO". I would rather see lawn get cut on my tube then to see another story on this woman. I hope that the next three weeks teach Paris a lesson. That no matter how much you think you are above the law, there is someone who, when you make a mistake, will be ready to bring you down to earth. Earth meaning Prison, or one of your families' less than fabulous Hilton Hotels, either or. OH and if someone does a "Paris Watch" like a countdown, like ET or E News, I will seriously hurt someone at the networks. I am a man on the edge, be careful!!!

Just so we're clear this law applies to all of them out of control white girls. They are all interchangeable. Lindsey, Amanda Bynes (Did you see her at the 2007 MTV Movie Awards?!? She is an "O" away from Hoe); all of them. Bravo to the judge who sent her back. I would love for him to have his own show where all he does is put away these spoiled young stars for some jail time to learn their lesson.

Serch

[EastCoastHoney]

Well, I, for one, agree with everything Serch said about Paris Hilton!  She is an arrogant, snotty, rich jackass who thinks (or thought) she was above the law.  Bravo to the judge for setting her ass straight.  She has absolutely no talent and is only famous because her family is filthy stinkin rich.  I don't feel sorry for her at all.  Let her experience "how the other half lives" for awhile. 

As for Serch calling himself Jewish and not white, I thought that most Jews considered themselves white.  But, whatever.  What Serch considers himself to be is his business.  I personally think he is a black man trapped inside a white man's body!  :lol:

[Coupedeville]

Serch is a white boy who loves Hip Hop.

If you need clarification on whether jews are whites or not, see The Beastie Boys, they'll tell you whassup

[MistaJohn]

Serch is confused.

I find comfort in believing that Paris Hilton isn't even on Pete's radar.

[EastCoastHoney]

If you need clarification on whether jews are whites or not, see The Beastie Boys, they'll tell you whassup

Well, since I don't plan on "seeing" the Beastie Boys anytime soon, why don't you tell me "whassup"?

Serch is confused.

Okay, Mista, why do you say Serch is confused?  Please, do tell.

I find comfort in believing that Paris Hilton isn't even on Pete's radar.

Well, since Pete never communicates with any of his "fans", we don't really know.  At least Serch does make an effort to reach out...

[MistaJohn]

Serch is a complete fraud.

He is a separatist under the guise of being a social commentator.

The White Rapper Show, his sophomoric blog posts, his inability to realize the reality that HE IS A WHITE RAPPER - Serch's underlying message is that he is unable to come to terms of who he is.

He then projects his insecurities on us with his racist contributions to the TV show and writings.

What's the message of the White Rapper Show? - that white kids are goofy, ignorant of history, unappreciative and talentless - sound familiar Serch?

I, like Serch am married to a black woman - do you know how often issues of race come up in my household - RARELY - and when it does, it's always in a joking manner. Serch is so fixated on his personal belief of inadequacy that his entire body of work, if not life is built on a white/black scale.

Serch - I'm sure black people would accept you if you just SHUT THE FUCK UP about how different you are from them. God Damn, they forgave you for dancing like a minstrel show understudy, the high-flop fade and your mangling of hip-hop vernacular - let them tolerate you in peace!

I think Serch enjoys the "struggle" - there's not enough conflict between whites and blacks anymore - we're starting to get along too well - so now Serch has declared himself JEWISH - How do you like that black man - How do you like that white man?? How can you possibly get along with a JEWISH guy that acts black - let the conflict begin!

That's why Serch hates Paris Hilton so much - he sees himself in her - drama queen, attention seeker, obnoxious behavior ...

And let us not forget - when given the choice between the Great Emancipator Serch or a stand up guy who showed unity by example, Pete Nice -  who did Daddy Rich choose to roll with?



 

[EastCoastHoney]

Those are some pretty harsh statements about Serch, Mista John.  Are these just your opinions or do you consider them facts?   Do you know Serch personally?  Are you guys friends?  Associates?  Have you ever had a conversation with him?  Personally, I sense some unresolved bitterness from the whole faux Pete Nice incident...

I was going to dissect each of your paragraphs and give a different view point, but I have neither the time nor the inclination to do so.  I will say that because Serch chooses to address race and issues of race differently than you or I would doesn't make him a "complete fraud".  He addresses things and handles situations as he sees fit.  That's the American way.  And, because issues of race rarely come up in your household doesn't make you some kind of racial authority or interracial guru.  You're certainly entitled to your opinion, but again, I sense that a lot of this is coming from your anger towards Serch for the fake Pete Nice incident.  I haven't been a member of these boards for long, but I don't recall any commentary quite like this about Serch until very recently.  :evil:  Am I wrong about this?   

[MistaJohn]

Of course these are my opinions.

I've thought Serch has been been full of shit way before the Pete look-a-like incident - probably since fast forwarding through his lyrics on "Sons of Third Bass" in '89.

I let him slide until he fucked with Pete. It takes serious audacity to turn on a guy who got you to that 40th Birthday Roast - nobody would know Serch's name if it weren't for Pete.

3rd Bass shares the dynamics of Public Enemy - Flavor Flav would still be scalping tickets in front of Yankee's Stadium if it weren't for Chuck D. Serch would be known for coming in 4th place at Nathan's Hot dog eating contest if it weren't for Pete. Ironically - they both have "reality" TV Shows on VH1 (Flav is much more talented than Serch). I can't stand when latch-ons bite the hands that feed them - Flav is smart enough to respect Chuck.

I'm sure Serch is a fantastic husband and father - when it comes to being an authority on hip-hop and race relations, he needs to shut the fuck up.

I think Pete described Serch as a rapper the best - MC Dead Weight.

[EastCoastHoney]

3rd Bass shares the dynamics of Public Enemy - Flavor Flav would still be scalping tickets in front of Yankee's Stadium if it weren't for Chuck D. Serch would be known for coming in 4th place at Nathan's Hot dog eating contest if it weren't for Pete. Ironically - they both have "reality" TV Shows on VH1 (Flav is much more talented than Serch). I can't stand when latch-ons bite the hands that feed them - Flav is smart enough to respect Chuck.

Now that's funny. :lol:  But, seriously, you're now comparing Serch to Flava Flav?  Now, I know you're trippin.  Don't get me wrong...I've always like Flav and still do.  But, he's always played the buffoon and he continues to play that same role today.  No way is Serch on that level.  You've got to give Serch way more credit than that. 

[MistaJohn]

Now that's funny. :lol:  But, seriously, you're now comparing Serch to Flava Flav?  Now,  know you're trippin.  Don't get me wrong...I've always like Flav and still do.  But, he's always played the buffoon and he continues to play that same role today.  No way is Serch on that level.  You've got to give Serch way more credit than that. 

I don't know EastCoast - Flav gets higher ratings on his show and has more records sold under his belt - apparently the planet thinks Flav possess more talent.

[EastCoastHoney]

I don't know EastCoast - Flav gets higher ratings on his show and has more records sold under his belt - apparently the planet thinks Flav possess more talent.

Well, we all know that record sales don't necessarily equal talent.  Just look at Vanilla Ice and Milli Vanilli.  Millions of albums sold.  But, anyway, I do think Flav is talented in his own way.  He is definitely entertaining if nothing else.  His show is one of my guilty pleasures...but then again, so is the White Rapper Show.  I still think you don't give Serch enough credit as a hip hop artist and as a social commentator, but I can see we are never going to agree about that...

[Mike]

yo john,
 are Nathan's hot dogs kosher?

[MistaJohn]

Yes, Sir - Nathan's just came out with a "Serch Edition Dog" last year:

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