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DESERT BOOTS

Produced by Prime Minister Pete Nice for R.I.F. Productions
SKIT


Tonte, what are we doing in the desert? Oh vey, we're lost, the food is all gone and boy is it hot. I haven't passed water in four days and I'm dying of thirst…dying of thirst. Seltzer, seltzer… a malted maybe. Tonte we have to be careful of the teetse fly, one bite