HO
L. Fernandez, V. Padilla, P. Nash
Produced by the Beat Nuts
Recorded and Mixed by Adam Gozzola & Rich Keller at Rampant Recording Studios, NY, NY
Performed by Pete Nice
Contains samples of the following:
Blind Melon by Cheech & Chong
 
Verse 1
Picasso the easel the crusty crusty weasel
I shiggedy-shot, I shiggedy-shot the needle for the measles
if the record company's a pimp, you a cheap slut
pump the loot illzno, till you bust a big nut
flex if you wanna, wanna flex If you think you got the wrecks yo,
we be bustin' necks, so
Daddy, Daddy Rich, Pete, Pete Nice the master
father knows best, he knows best, you little bastard
will he really plug ya and play ya like a fiddle
or meddle just a little like the monkey in the middle?
it's time to fill the donut, but yo, I won't seduce ya
word, I whip your ass from the Bronx to Tuscalusa
the big, big, big beat catcher need a big rat Riggedy-rat bastard,
can I get a soul clap? A-clap, clap on, yo, a-clap, clap off one
step to the rear if your material's the soft one
yo, you got the drama class Yo, you hit the drama fast
I vic your stash, your flag is wavin' half-mast
Pete Nice, Daddy Rich, the agony defeat
(Slammed the child on the hard concrete)
 
Verse 2
The riggy-riggin slippin', not Scottie Pippen
the drippin' Jeri curls like Steve Miller slippin'
to the future, a moocher named Minnie vicked my ducats
schmuck as a schmuck, I got your girl in a bucket
the primo, the celo, the 125th street
beating up the herbs with the Nikes on my two feet
my head's up, I'm feds up, I'm fillin' you with the diesel
if it ain't the legal, the scenario's illegal
so hey, Mr. Kincaid, when are we gonna get paid?
a partridge in the pear sippin' forties in the shade
you see, I'm real like the butts that ain't the sila-silicony
homie don't play with the booty if it's bony
I push the rhymes like the fiendish Dick Dastardly
what's my fee? 10 g's cash, please
hit the pawn shop with the rings, and you're hawkin' it
a tree grew in Brooklyn, and down Richie chopped it
if you got beef, get the grill and the charcoal
hold it, now hit it now, cause yo, I know you got no (soul)
 
Verse 3
Puffin, swiggin', friggin-friggin A-1
top of the heap, king of the hill, steppin' it up to get some
now what I know because I freak, I freak the flow
hit you with the potent if you wanna, wanna throw
I'm Peety Weety Wheatstraw, the hicks are watching Hee-Haw
I see-saw the open sesame is on a trap door
Peter Piper, picked a pocket full of presidents
New York, New York, a hell of a town, yo, I'm a resident
if you wanna get me, live my friend you better shoot me
I'll do ya my way - bababui
Minister the Prime one, a butter like the Parkay
hey, hey, the Constipated Monkeys on the parlay
switchin' up the picture like the Doctor Gooden packin' heat
sweet daddy cream it ain't the Krush Groove or Beat Street
rock, rock the body rock, the truer to the hip-hop
drop, drop a jewel, and never singin' for the pop