RAT BASTARD (What the Fuck Mix)
L. Fernandez, V. Padilla, P. Nash
Produced by the Beat Nuts
Recorded and Mixed by Adam Gazzola & Rich Keller at Rampant Recording Studios, NY, NY
Performed by Pete Nice
Contains samples of the following:
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Verse 1
I hear you puff and swig on a bottle
rolled on your ho now she's a role model
I hit ya up, mix ya up in my decks of cards
cutting the deck yeah, but times is hard
diggedy you remember the night that I met cha?
I dismembered your limbs and fed cha
apple sauce, pork chops, and beans
no cigarettes, know what I means
wind it up, wind it up on the binge
you're readin my lips on a lunatic fringe
hinges swing, so I swing my cleaver
straight for the crotch, I leave it to the beaver
Latoya, I'm leaving ya on the next plane
sorry I left the ice pick in your brain
work and no play makes Jack dull,
give Jack steel and it's a nine to the skull
red-a red -a redrum, a redrum you run
Rich, bring em back (scratch)
get some Of this, blow, make a wish
If you're dead and you know it, the body bag drips
 
Verse 2
Mr. sick man sicko with the cell sickle,
kids on new knew jimmy had a nickel
stuck him with the stub nose boom he blew chunks
Monks in the monastery bald with the razor bunks
ripped the track the dirty rat on maneuvers
duck side sucking up your souls like Hoovers
no I ain't recipient of suction
you can keep your bucks in
I send you up the river like Huck Finn
and then I feed you salami
wash it down with Old E then you got boloney
hard like arithmetic the psychopathic sticks ya
I got tricks up my sleeve I'm gonna fix ya
got ya slum but I gotta name man like this,
Dana Dane strap on the straight jacket insane
jimmy cracked corn corn and I don't don't care
if I cracked your skull and touched your head would you stare?
found like a pigeon, better tuck your kids in
sweet dreams I made you like record solution
riddle me a riddle Mr. joker
give me Al Roker, the forecast lie and I'm a smoke ya
 
Verse 3
I bring the bats in my belfry, you on your knees
some want my g's, please, baby, please
prostitute yourself for the liznoot
give up the bizznoot, then let em shoot
if I was a rich man, then I'd dick you
if I was a derelict, then I'd stick you
Mister Softie, you don't even know me
is that shit in your pants? (Oh man, oh man)
fear in heart, shit on yourself
your shit is wack, your shit stays on the shelf
I make ya an offer you can't but refuse it
shoes in cement, I do ya, you lose it
The Rat Bastard, that's what they call me
The Rat Bastard don't give a fuck, blow me
up like a platinum act that know how to act
no gas face, just hear the heads crack
you say, "Don't - don't hurt me again"
you shoulda brought an automatic weapon, my man
Pop Goes the Weasel, I stuff you in a trunk of a Cutlass Supreme
to the river, and the end of the scheme