THE RHAPSODY (IN J MINOR)
P. Nash, S. Sitrin, D. Ingle, R. Bushy, E. Brann, L. Dorman
Produced by Sam Sever
Recorded and Mixed by Kevin Reynolds at Chung King Studios, NY, NY
Performed by Pete Nice
Contains samples of the following:
Soul Experience by Iron Butterfly
 
Verse 1
Bringin it, bringin it back to original Sever
back to the roots, hip-hop double header
red light, ride up the bass just a smidgen
yo, get the speakers singin like a stool pigeon
Sweeny Todd slice up a slip throat
livin in a castle, hoes swimmin in my moat
masterful moves on a microphone endeavor
Prime Minister, Daddy Rich, Sam I am S-S-Sever
(sneeze) bless you, fork over a tissue
blowin like breezly blowin on an igloo
President Taft got the big bags
President Taft do your head like a doo-rag
clockin mad dough every time that you seen us
yo cause I flow like urine out a penis
peep your move, but that's no haps, bee
you're ridin on my dick in a rhapsody
 
Verse 2
Back in '86 Rakim hit The Melody
ever since then shit jumped off steadily
still counterfeits run frauds plus felony
when I'm on the pavement people are tellin me
yo, you got the swollen up, mad man musical
style, plus loops, loops quite suitable
never half-step, be the semi semi,
alright alright step to the professor, he's a swell guy
wanna step to the drama over hit-and-run
yo, you'd be out before I say Jack Robinson
swig it, not a bigot like Archibald Bunker
six pack of soul, there she blow, yo I sunk her
drunk ya like a stout and my head got foamy
took her like the Japanese took over Sony
Lost in Space with the crumb Dr. Smith
I got Elroy Cohen sayin - I smell a hit
that's the record biz, yeah danger, danger
fuck with me and Rich, and we might rearrange ya
ain't a rapsody in blue, my crew is rollin deep
Constipated Monkeys over hangin on 97th street
got flavor, ill behavior
Rich won't spin till the dough man pays ya
hittin up hits like a symphony
the melody flows, rise to the rhapsody
 
Verse 3
The name's Pete Nice - what, go twice
like the 49 of mine eatin Uncle Ben's rice
stuck together like a Siamese twin
won't get jerked, just fill it to the rim
The R-I-C-H Daddy paternal
if I fried chicken, then you call me the Colonel
how many beats could the Richie Rich chop
if the Daddy Rich could chop percussion?
better call 911, get an ambulance,
first aid kit for a concussion
so hop along, hop-hop-hop-oh
squeal like a pig for the Mafia capo
someone said I'm a son of a gun
but hold up, hold up, who you callin son?
I got a drum on my side, so I swagger
smokin boots, see a plum, yo, I bag her
high on a fly, yo, I caught her clockin buzz
amnesia - forgot where I was
so bring it on back for the Minister Prime Time
like Ernest and Julio I sip wine
brewin up the tracks hefty like John Madden
psychopathic, movin in a pattern
like a serial killer on the move, see
tt's time to move hips to the rhapsody
 
HIDDEN SKIT
This is your mother who just read the New York Times and asked Ricky what PE was, and he told me it was Public Enemy, I thought it was gym. You've got to be incredibly stupid to have put yourself in this position. The New York Times says they body search people for weapons at the door and it was a multicultural with groups there, Ice T, obs...obscenities, sex, putting down the police. This is what you went to? You really should get certified. They should do a psychiatric and a psychological on you, and when you come home you best call me and let me know that your alive. Because I have to have anxiety attacks because of your stupidity. They talk here about they praise and promote The Nation of Islam and Farrakhan and Malcom X. And this is what you go to, this is not to be believed. And your...your my clever son. The eh, ah, uh, American Irish group? Please give me a call when you come in.
 
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